Italy soon to take over the world thanks to Hewlett Packard
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Goodbye Dell, goodbye Komplett, goodbye home built pcs. I am afraid you can no longer compete. For from this day forth, we enter the age of Hewlett Packard.
In what can only be acknowledged as the deal of the lifetime, Hewlett Packard are now offering free countries with their desktop. More specifically, you get your own Italy with the purchase of desktop dc5100
I expect some time tomorrow Dell’s share price will crash thus resulting in a chain reaction: the stock market crashes causing chaos in the modern world, anarchy ensues. The ‘world police’ of the United States can no longer contain the unrest and launch specifically targetted cluster bombs into the heart of all those millions of new Itallies fearing their almighty grip on the world may be about to come to and end. Unfortunately, there are so many italians at this stage, the world police are swamped and overcome. Italian becomes the 1st language of planet earth and the new leading superpower of our era.
on January 16th, 2007 at 2:22 am
not only is this not funny, it borders on racism.. what are you at?
on January 16th, 2007 at 8:32 am
You’re taking it out of context lam. It was a reference the ‘Team America - world police’ mixed in with the fact that its well known America used cluster bombs on innocent civilian areas in Iraq. It’s jus a satire.
on January 16th, 2007 at 8:48 am
Nice
I can just see it now, US fighter jets zooming over the Spire in the centre of Dublin, searching for any trace of a computer, PDA, wristwatch, technology ….. 