NASA astronaut attempts murder for space sex
A NASA astronaut, Lisa Marie Nowak has been held accused of attempting to murder a rival for the affections of her fellow shuttle pilot Navy Commander. William Oefelein. Although they had never flown together, I’m guessing Lisa Marie Novak was hoping they would, and didn’t want him being tied up in a relationship being the cause of a nookieless voyage.
Originally charged with attempted kidnapping, things changed when she found in possession of some rather obscure items. Orlanado police Sgt. Barb Jones said in a statement.
“The intent was there to do serious bodily injury or death,” Jones said, referring to a new steel mallet, knife, rubber tubing and large garbage bags that police found in Nowak’s possession.
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on February 12th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
I think that one’s a bit of a spacer.
… I’m so sorry. Really I am. That pun even hurt me